Aristos Achaion

bluethisisforyou:

you know that part in emperor’s new groove when devil kronk is like “that’s nothing. look what I can do” and does a one-handed handstand and then angel kronk is like “he’s got a point”? that’s two brain cells representation babey

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foryourhealth:

whoooonose:

Treat spiders the way you want to be treated

Killed without hesitation

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since1938:

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adhdmoi:

im a simple gal. people raise their voices at me, i cry for an hour

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astroscendant:

aries: “i’ll wait for you” “what did they say to you?? i’ll kick their ass!” “you did great.”

taurus: “here, have some of my food.” “you don’t have to get me anything.” “i just want to make you happy.”

gemini: “tell me about it, get it all out.” “don’t worry about me!” “i missed you today.”

cancer: “did you eat enough today?” “how are you feeling?” “you make me so happy.”

leo: “i feel comfortable around you.” “you always look gorgeous.” “you’re mine.”

virgo: “how can i help you?” “please don’t worry.” “wanna talk about it?”

libra: “you’re perfect.” “i bought you this, just because.” “i’ll always be there for you, no matter what.”

scorpio: “are you warm enough?” “i miss you.” “i forgive you.”

sagittarius: “come with me.” “i saw this, and thought of you.” “i can see a future with you.”

capricorn: “you are always good enough.” “you make everything seem better than it is.” “i love seeing you succeed.”

aquarius: “you’re hilarious!” “i just feel like i can say anything around you!” “will you help me do it?” 

pisces: “how did you sleep?” “i don’t care what we do, as long as we’re together.” “i will never leave you.”

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